A difficult choice
I liked the two guys. One guy I know of three months. Another guy I know two weeks. Sympathy for these guys have a couple of days ago. In one moment, I realized that I like two guys. I'm attracted to one and another. One guy is cute,funny and with it I easy to communicate. Another romantic,nice and plays the guitar. These two guys are very good. I don't know whom to choose.
Choose that guy, whose bum looks more beautiful.
Why do you think so.Because it is the phrase from an old joke about one young man. He long thought what to choose between two girls. He gave both on 5000 dollars, and decided that marries that which is more practical will spend. The first girl bought a lot of beautiful clothes for herself: evening dresses, shoes, etc.
The second girl bought clothes for the young man: suits, ties, cuff links. And how you think who was chosen as a result by the young man? He chose that girl who had the biggest breast!
FUNNY. BUT I HAVE NOT. AND YOU MAY WRITE IN RUSSIAN. I KNOW HIM.
Thanks, I will think over your offer)))